She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this beer tastes like vomit already
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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