whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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