I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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