Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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