the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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