Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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