I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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