omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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