God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize