Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
All I want is dick and wine.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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