problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Randomize
