I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
whose ass print is on the piano?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Randomize
