My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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