laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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