dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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