awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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