dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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