Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
How external is "for external use only"?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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