absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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