STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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