Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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