Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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