Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
wow bdsm is so cute
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
