I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
