its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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