If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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