real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The air was thick with penises
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
