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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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