well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
