Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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