My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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