I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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