ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
