you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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