Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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