A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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