i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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