So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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