i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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