Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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