Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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