We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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