margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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