Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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