K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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