My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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