I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
