that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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