Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
40s are totally the cure
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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