I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
