I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
