Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
