just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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