I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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