hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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